so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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