Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
we should paint friendship bongs
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