More tranny stories later!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Still dying that you shit outside
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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