I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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