I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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