Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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