she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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