i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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