So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
only if we run a train.
done.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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