Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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