I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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