Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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