And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is wine microwaveable?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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