Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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