Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my being single is dangerous.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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