Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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