You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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