Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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