I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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