Where did you get a picture of my penis
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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