As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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