Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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