just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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