Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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