Kareoke will never be a sober sport
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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