is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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