ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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