the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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