Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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