Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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