she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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