in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
