So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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