I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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