Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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