i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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