he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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