Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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