i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are we still banned from the library?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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