Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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