Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize