If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
ttyl tear gas
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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