You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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