That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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That's how twitter works, right?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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