Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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