So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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