Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
