The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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