The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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