So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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