I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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