I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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