I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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